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Name: David
Birthday: 7/15/1987
Gender: Male


Interests: Once upon a time, There were three little piggies! The owner of these three piggies hated piggies, cause they look like big hairless dogs, unless you have the hairy kind of pigs, then they look like hairy pigs, but anyways, the owner didnt like these pigs, so he got ran over the first little piggie. He didnt thin that was much fun, so he gave hte 2nd piggie 90 seconds to run away before he chased it down and choked it to death. But the 3rd little piggie was no piggie, it really was Alladin, so he wished the farmer would die, but ends up the farmer wasnt the farmer (use to be called the owner) but was actually Satan! So an epic duel erupted, which to this day is still being fought on top of the white house....
Expertise: Making up Fairy Tales with no real point, being slightly offensive since i might say stupid things out of annoyance sometimes, making my strawberry milk to starberrry-ee for me to the point that my mouth melts due to all the sugar, looking like im cool, drawing random pictures, hence the artist occupation, typing too much, being so Suave that girls are all over me (well, miriam is what i mean girls, and by all over i mean she keeps her distance), and im a study-o-holic! i also single handly am writing the sequel to the greatest story ever told -- The Bible 2 : Jesus and the Hydroponic Catcus Grower Association
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Textiles


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Member Since: 1/31/2005

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Thursday, June 02, 2005

Well, i finally decided to start this damn thing again..... though im happy now, i feel i will soon be too annoyed to keep working on the damn thing.


Friday, March 04, 2005

Bastards..... cant put pictures up anymore unless i pay the damn site, so that era has pulled to an end

 


Sunday, February 27, 2005

I got a haircut and i feel like a bowling ball for no reason related to me getting a hair cut.

But anyways, nothing cool happened this weekend except i hung out with heather like she is my sister, and i hung out with Miriam a little bit. I think she is going to start working again this weekend, so im muy sad since that might mean i wont be hanging out with her as much anymore, but at least she will be making money to spend on me.... haha, Im i serious? am i not? the world will neve know!

Anyways, Danoob seems to be quite specific in his wants, this being a drawing someone wants me to make, but ill try.

There is no plastic metal since all it would be is a piece of black crap

Goro the Two Headed Wonder!!!!

Funny story, i saved the above picture as backslip instead of backflip, haha, humor

Im running out of substance

Let me finish this post by saying that i rule everyone, and everyone loves me

And also, changing the game that heahter has of posting your favorite moment with her in the comments, post the #1 reason im better than you. I know its hard to narrow it down to one, but try it, and i guess if you have to, you can make the list, but lets keep it below 45 reasons, above that, though it would make sense, it starts to drag on. ok? Just peachy!!!

Last comment, if you took the C out of Christ, it would be a really awkward word, Hrist. And god having 8 arms doesnt mean im pagan, just means god has alot of arms. He is a busy guy, he needs more than 2 arms. While i only need to eat and drink, hence two arms, god needs to eat, drink, eat your soul, drink your blood, make caramel, eat caramel, make coffee, and drink coffee. so of course he needs 8 arms, goofy Miriam. I wonder how i can love someone so simple sometimes. Haha, just kidding. Even thought you might still beat me for simply mentioning your name with out the proper copyright laws attained. Anyways, Im going now, High five to Jesus Hrist!!!!!!!!!


Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Well, maybe i can post a picture now. I was having some fun drawing crap for carrie, i figured i will post them here.

Its a Unicorn if you coudnt tell, or at least its Pegasus

My idea of friendship, those are daggers in my hands. Speaking of daggers....

And lastly, This is random

whoa, im not likeing the picture quality of this random picture.......

Anyways, my recent readings consist of Dr. Seuss Rhymes, who i am 100% convinced was on crack while doing his writings. People think he is such a good author and he likes children and wanted to help them......no, he was high and made some crap up. Like look at this.

This is Zork, He is a Dork

So If you see a Zork, he must be a dork.

Zork likes Plogs, but plogs have wogs.

Ever Seen a Plog without a wog?

ZOrk likes to wog, And plogs have wogs

So zork is a dork and likes wogs with plogs.

That seriously is how he rhymes, its not good rhyming, he just uses made up words, and rhymes them.....good job, any friggin mortard could do that, you just did it like 70 times with such titles and Hop on Pop, Red Fish Blue Fish One Fish Two Fish (Fish does rhyme with it self, im glad he noticed), and the Infamous Cat in the Hat, which can very well be the street name for the drug he used when he wrote the book.

Hot Dog

 

Bucky the Pirate

Zanzibar the Wingless Dove

I think if the Devil was to be given a steed, it would be a evil hammy pig

Now to my actual life......nevermind, thats boring, the only fun stuff is me being a Sassy Grape, as mrs schroeder called me once

Ok, im done now i think, i grow weary and old by the minute. Yonder lies the grove of trees, they have sturdy limbs, maybe you should go over there..... anyone know what im trying to imply????? HAHAH! GOD LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE!!!!!

See you all on the other side.....of a gun....except the cool people, like Me, Miriam, Chris, Heather, and im leaving some people out cause im know its going to bother them so much that im leaving them out.....


Monday, February 21, 2005

Guys, ive tried 4 times to post, this is my last attempt.

Send me comments to tell me to draw stuff, drawing things on my own is easy, i want a challenge.

Miriam, I love you alot, and when you come to my class to talk to me cause you werent able to talk earlier makes me love you more. As weird and obsessive as it might sound, the time i spend with Miriam are the times i value the most.

Satan, I hope you do something to the creator of this website, if you dont know what to do, ask me, im creative, ill help you. After 4 times trying, i hope this one goes through. Also, i couldnt post any pics cause of server based problems.

 

CArRiEbelle1 (8:59:17 PM): quitters never win
RighteousPilate (9:00:01 PM): but they also never lose
RighteousPilate (9:00:11 PM): while people who stay in might lose

 

HAHA! i out witted carrie......AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GREAT!!!!!

 

CHINA WILL EAT YOU THEN MAKE JEST ABOUT IT AT THE AFTER PARTY!!!!!!!



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